Bounce? What bounce?

Since the media at large apparently flunked 10th grade Probability and Statistics, thereby heralding the nonexistent post-convention Bush bounce and unable to distinguish the Time poll as an outlier from their own asses, the big kids did their homework and learned how to do it the right way. Huh, imagine that.

This thing is too close to call and will remain so right up to November 2nd. Anyone who tells you otherwise has gotten their hands on a really potent batch of crack.