Voldemort

I'm not sure that I'll ever have the words to express how much I despise Dick Cheney, but likening him to the Big Bad of Harry Potter is about the easiest way to do it.

The Curse of Dick Cheney

This especially gives me warm fuzzies:

Those who have known him over the years remain astounded by what they describe as his almost autistic indifference to the thoughts and feelings of others. "He has the least interest in human beings of anyone I have ever met," says John Perry Barlow, his former supporter. Cheney's freshman-year roommate, Steve Billings, agrees: "If I could ask Dick one question, I'd ask him how he could be so unempathetic."

The man is fucking dangerous.